Mom: Will you put an oreo in your socks and make me one too?
Sam is eating a box of Wheat Thins in the pantry with the door closed.
Mom: What are you doing?
Sam: I just can't tell you right now. Sorry. [as he grabs the doorknob and closes the door again.]
Movin' and Grovin'
Dunk (duck) your head!
Sam: Jackson may I have one of your cookies? Yes or No? Yes. Ok. Thank you!
Jackson: silence
Tortilla Chips: Thunder Chips
Silver: Servile
Runny (Egg) Yoke: Melted Oak
Fruit Roll Up: Roll Over
Brandon was saying the prayer, blessing breakfast, with Sam in a loud whisper in the background, "Food, food, food, food, food," until Brandon blessed the food. Apparently Sam was hungry and the prayer was too long, so Sam cut Brandon off and ended the prayer too.
Sam: Nicole is away?
Mom: Yes.
Sam: She is at home or school?
Mom: She is in Chile.
Sam: Mom we can't eat people!!!!
Mom: Grandpa Koontz went to go live with Heavenly Father and Jesus.
Sam: Why?
Mom: When people get old they die and live with Heavenly Father and Jesus in Heaven.
Sam: [big eyes] When people get old they die?
Mom: Yes, sometimes.
Sam: [bigger eyes] I am going to die?
Mom: No. You are still young.
Sam: No, mom, I am not young. I am a big boy! Oh No! I am going to die!
Sam: Dad will you blow up my balloon?
Dad: Ask mom.
Sam: She can't. She is not full of hot air.
Sam: I haven't seen this movie in a lot a while.
Name this movie: These are quotes from movies which Sam has put into his daily vocabulary
1. "Even you can't blow it."
"He thinks he's such a lady killer."
2. "Get 'er done."
"Dad Gum"
"Not all my tricks rue gee (rookie)"
3. "You can't get a man with a gun."
4. "Are you Sam Wickwicky?"
Answers:
1. Mulan
2. Cars
3. Annie Get Your Gun
4. Transformers
Silver: Servile
Runny (Egg) Yoke: Melted Oak
Fruit Roll Up: Roll Over
Brandon was saying the prayer, blessing breakfast, with Sam in a loud whisper in the background, "Food, food, food, food, food," until Brandon blessed the food. Apparently Sam was hungry and the prayer was too long, so Sam cut Brandon off and ended the prayer too.
Sam: Nicole is away?
Mom: Yes.
Sam: She is at home or school?
Mom: She is in Chile.
Sam: Mom we can't eat people!!!!
Mom: Grandpa Koontz went to go live with Heavenly Father and Jesus.
Sam: Why?
Mom: When people get old they die and live with Heavenly Father and Jesus in Heaven.
Sam: [big eyes] When people get old they die?
Mom: Yes, sometimes.
Sam: [bigger eyes] I am going to die?
Mom: No. You are still young.
Sam: No, mom, I am not young. I am a big boy! Oh No! I am going to die!
Sam: Dad will you blow up my balloon?
Dad: Ask mom.
Sam: She can't. She is not full of hot air.
Sam: I haven't seen this movie in a lot a while.
Name this movie: These are quotes from movies which Sam has put into his daily vocabulary
1. "Even you can't blow it."
"He thinks he's such a lady killer."
2. "Get 'er done."
"Dad Gum"
"Not all my tricks rue gee (rookie)"
3. "You can't get a man with a gun."
4. "Are you Sam Wickwicky?"
Answers:
1. Mulan
2. Cars
3. Annie Get Your Gun
4. Transformers
7 comments:
Hilarious, I love the update. Those sayings are priceless.
YES! Honorary mention in the blog! I win.
too cute! LOVE how he pulled the pantry door shut for his personal time with the crackers! Too cute!
ABSOLUTELY HILAROIUS!! Thanks for sharing those funnies!!!
Kids say the greatest things!
Hahh, gotten my fix-- for now! :) And a technical question, do you have to jot these down or can you think of them all when you post? I think I need to get ready because I definitely want a system for keepsaking those kid mementos!
he is such a funny kid. seriously, if we got he & caleb together we would just laugh all the time.
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