
Sam is going to hate this picture one day. But when else do you get to document your son sitting in his underwear on the potty at his computer with these gigantic headphones on?
Brandon: "I am going to go fishing. Maybe I will catch a big salmon."
Sam: "You can't catch me. I am not a fish."
Sam: Mom, where did the sun go?
Mom: It is behind the clouds.
Sam: Mom, tell it to come out and make the rain go away.
Mom: Well, get used to it. We live in Washington.
Sam: Then let's move.
Boy at store: What is your name?
Sam: Sam.
Boy at store: Hi Sam. Do you like ham?
Sam: No
Sam's version of "I am a Child of God."
I am a child of God
And he has sent me here
Has given me an earthly home
With parents kind of weird...
When Brandon and I are talking Sam will quietly come in the room and listen to our conversation. If he hears his name at all he will ask, "Are you talkin' 'bout me?"
Translations:
Hopgrasser: Grasshopper
I'm hard at that: That is hard for me to do.
Sam: Can Jackson have a sticker?
Mom: Yes. Anywhere on his pjs.
Sam: I am going to put it on his back. I really don't want him to drool on it.