TV: ... and wild horses....
J: What!? I love wild horses. Actually, I love yellow and green and horses... and cows.
J: What happened?
B: I broke my finger playing football.
J: Why did you do that?
B: I didn't mean to.
J: That's ok. I am not mad dad.
J: The next sunny day, don't make yucky food.
J: Why did Grandma not have any kids?
E: She did. Daddy is Grandma's kid. He grew up big and got old and married me.
J: I am going to ask dad why he married you.
J: Dad, why did you marry mom?
B: Because I love her.
J: Why did you kiss mom?
B: Because I married her.
J: Why did you make her dress up like a princess?
J: She wanted to kiss me and marry me. I didn't want her to kiss me. I didn't want her to slobber on me. Babies slobber. I used to slobber when I was a baby. I don't slobber any more. I grewed up.
E: You can't attack me until after your dinner is all done.
J: Yes I can.
E: No. I have a force field that blocks you.
J: Well, I have a dinosaur that eats force field dogs.
J: I look like a teenager. I have a teenager's nose.
While we were driving in the car to the hotel.
E: be nice or you will both go upstairs to take a nap.
J: we have an upstairs in our car?
J: my poop is talking to my other poop and the mom poop and saying, "Come on let's go get on the toilet."
J: Dad! my bum is so itchy
J: We should all get guns. Dad will get a big gun. Sam and I will get boy guns. Max will get a little gun. And mom can have a pink gun. And we can all shoot bad monsters in the stomach, leg and arms.
J: What!? I love wild horses. Actually, I love yellow and green and horses... and cows.
J: What happened?
B: I broke my finger playing football.
J: Why did you do that?
B: I didn't mean to.
J: That's ok. I am not mad dad.
J: The next sunny day, don't make yucky food.
J: Why did Grandma not have any kids?
E: She did. Daddy is Grandma's kid. He grew up big and got old and married me.
J: I am going to ask dad why he married you.
J: Dad, why did you marry mom?
B: Because I love her.
J: Why did you kiss mom?
B: Because I married her.
J: Why did you make her dress up like a princess?
J: She wanted to kiss me and marry me. I didn't want her to kiss me. I didn't want her to slobber on me. Babies slobber. I used to slobber when I was a baby. I don't slobber any more. I grewed up.
E: You can't attack me until after your dinner is all done.
J: Yes I can.
E: No. I have a force field that blocks you.
J: Well, I have a dinosaur that eats force field dogs.
J: I look like a teenager. I have a teenager's nose.
While we were driving in the car to the hotel.
E: be nice or you will both go upstairs to take a nap.
J: we have an upstairs in our car?
J: my poop is talking to my other poop and the mom poop and saying, "Come on let's go get on the toilet."
J: Dad! my bum is so itchy
D: Oh yeah? Why?
J: I don't know, but I can't get the itchy off!
J: We should all get guns. Dad will get a big gun. Sam and I will get boy guns. Max will get a little gun. And mom can have a pink gun. And we can all shoot bad monsters in the stomach, leg and arms.
J: Dad, when I grow up to your size will you let me borrow your clothes?
D: Why?
J: Because my cloths are not big enough when I grow up. . . . . . . . and I will have to sleep in your bed too. {FYI we wake up to Jackson in our bed almost every morning.}
E: I don't feel good.
J: {with a finger on my forehead} You have a beaver {fever} on your forehead.















































jackson, lana, sam and greta on the bus 


















