Yakin' Jackson

E: Are you playing out field?
J: No, I am a force field man.

Uncle Jeremy: Sorry I got held up. This guy talked my ear off.
Jackson: A guy chopped your ear off?!
UJ: Yeah!
J: One time when I was older, this guy chopped my ear off. He was like chop, chop, chop.

E: I love you more than the moon!
J: I love you more than bites!
E: Bites?
J: Yeah, I love you more than bites and stooters! {bikes and scooters}

B: No more pop. It isn't really good for your body.

J: WHAT? But I like pop! Do monsters drink pop?

B: Yes, monsters drink pop. If you drink pop you will turn into a monster. {reenactment to emphasize point}

J: If you drink pop and turn into a monster and eat me you will have to sit in timeout in jail!