Samisms

I asked Sam to get Max's towel down from the towel hook for me. He tried his hardest, but couldn't get the hood to come up over the hook. "I can't get it unhooked. You are such a good hooker mom."

After an argument which ended in Sam not being allowed to go on an errand with dad.

S: That is SO RUDE!

M: What is rude?

S: When SOMEONE won't let SOMEONE ELSE go with SOMEONE ELSE. That is just so rude.

If you don't share with anybody Heavenly Father is not going to put you back in heaven. He is going to put you with the villains.

Dad is a bald man with old hair.

Sam was listening as I read a manuscript to Brandon. The text was talking about 2 human knees + 2 vampire knees + 8 tarantula knees= 12 knees / 3 passengers = an average of 4 knees/ passenger. {weird book}

S: Wow! That is a lot of legs.