Samisms: Prego Edition and the Forgotten

Just found that I hadn't published these. I know they are REALLY old, but they are just too good to pass up.

E: I am so sick of cleaning up after you.

S: You are already sick. You can't be two kinds of sick.

After a review of not spreading germs in preschool. I was driving the kids home and adjusting the radio and heater controls. Sam started lecturing me about not touching everything so I don't spread my sick germs. I tried to explain that my sick wasn't the kind that could be spread through germs. Now I can only touch the steering wheel.

Sam and Laura were playing family one day. The next day we found out Laura was sick and wouldn't be coming to preschool. Sam looked very concerned and said, "Oh no. Is Laura pregnant?"

S: It has to go boy, boy, girl, girl, alien, alien. {order of kids in our family}

Jordan: Rock a bye baby in the tree top.

S: The baby rocks on!

The Forgotten

S: I can't see Heavenly Father.

B: But he can see you. He is watching you from heaven.
S: He has a long neck?

Sam takes his time outs on the couch in the living room. On the way to Pasco for Thanksgiving (2008) we were talking about how we needed to be nice and share. Sam's response was simply, "I can't get in trouble mom. There isn't a couch here [in the car]."

E: Did you eat dinner?
S: Yes
E: What did you eat?
S: I don't know.
E: Would you like to eat dinner?
S: No, I would just like some chocolate please.