"I like eating the wild berry popsicles because it makes me think of cheetahs and cougars."
M: Put away your toys.
S: These aren't toys. They are bored things.
M: What?
S: They are things you play with when you are bored.
M: Well, go put the bored things in the bored room.
Why do the dads always kiss all over the kids' moms?
"Every time I go to the bathroom I get stuck to the toilet."
Brandon paid Sam $0.75 to throw away all the diapers upstairs (and there were a lot with two kids). When Sam put his money in his piggy bank, which has a section for tithing, spending and saving he said, "One for spending, one to give to other people and one for the government." Can you tell Sam has been hanging around Brandon while he complains about taxes?
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Ooohh. Thanks for this; I needed it! haheee. and love the meatball one. I'm going to probably say that out loud next time we get some!
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