Sam: Mom, what is a wedgie? (as he is picking at one)
Mom: Um, it is when your underwear gets pulled up too tight.
Sam: No, it is when your pants get stuck in your bum.
Sam: Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Someone: No, why?
Sam: Why are you holding your pee pee?
Disclaimer: This person wasn't holding their peepee. Their hand was resting on their leg.
Sam: Why are you mad?
Mom: What do you mean?
Sam: Your eyebrows are down.
Hipscotch: First you hip and then you run.
4 comments:
"it is when your pants get stuck in your bum" Bahahahahahaha. Funniest moment at the dinner table ever.
He is too funny... I totally just laughed out loud reading those! What a little character.
How funny! He says the cutest and funniest things!
Let's just put it this way, if there were one of those little quote-of-the-day office calendars I could put by my computer of SAMISMS, I would get it. Totally. I need it!
I'm pretty sure he's got one every day... Just think about it. ;) 'Cause we're all fans.
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