Samisms

S: I just love water! I love that it keeps me skinny. Just gotta fit into my clothes.


S: Dad, are Dinosaurs Reptiles

B: Kind of

S: Don't you know that T-Rex is a double reptile

B: How is he a double reptile?

S: Because he eats other dinosaurs! . . . . Didn't you know that.

B: I didn't

S: Come on! Haven't you been to college!

S: Dad, because I'm a first grader I need some like, man toys. . .

B: Oh yeah, like what?

S: Ya know, like spinners.

B: How are spinners man toys?

S: Cause they are cooler. . . and they can take out a lego man!

S: You are fast as a cat... That's short for cheetah.

S: Hey Dad, did you know about the new football team called the stingers?

B: I didn't.

S: Yeah, they're kinda complicated. They are something like a dragon and a human mix.

B: Really? What city do they play at?

S: Um. . . I think it's China.  . . . oh, no I remember now. Utah. Yeah, Utah.