Yakin' Jackson

While practicing to write Jackson's name:

E: Next is a line.

J: Not a lion. It's a letters.

S: What is the password.
E: Sam is awesome!
S: Nope.
E: I like to eat worms.
J: I like to eat worms.

J: Why is your hair like a poodle?

J: The monsters are dead.
S: Monsters aren't real.
J: Yeah, Monsters aren't real. They were alive. Dad killed them all. He kicked them out of the house. He killed them with a sword.
S: No, dad didn't kill them with a sword. He used a really sharp stick.

E: Do you guys want hot dogs with your mac and cheese?
S: I would prefer not.
J: I would prefer yes.

J: Sharks under the water?
E: Yes.
J: And fish? And crabs?
E: Yes.
J: One night when I was a baby, I went under the water and a crab pinched me. Yeah. Right there. {Pointing to his arm.} It is an ouchie.
E: Where was your mom when this happened?
J: No, a crab pinched me.
E: I know. Where was your mom when the crab pinched you?
J: I was a baby. You weren't there.

Cemetery : Sadetery