Sam: Mom it is a different color now.
Mom: What color is it?
Sam: Darkness
S: Milk helps your head grow a smaller brain.
After accidently drawing on my sheets with a marker...
S: Mom, you know what is really tough?
E: What?
S: Oxy Clean. It can get anything out.
S: On Valentine's everyone loves their mom.
E: What about every other day?
S: They don't. They like their dad.
E: We don't take you to nice restaurants [because you don't eat the food]
S: I don't eat at home either.
E & B: Very true.
S: Mom, you know what starts with a c?
E: What?
S: An Ocean.
Get it? A sea?
E: Is dad in the shower?
S: Yeah. He is stinkin' hot!
5 comments:
Oh my goodness! I love that kid! He is too funny...Love tha valentines day one...And where has he heard the phrase "he's stinkin' hot" before?????
He is too funny! I can't wait to find out what kind of funny things Ethan will say someday :)
Hope you guys are doing well!
Fun to read. The loving mom on Valentines day was crackin' me up. Sam's big surgery coming up soon - wow. Hope all goes well. Brandons - video was super sweet. But, Jackson's was even better.
the restaurant one resonated with me. We only try to give Allie a basket of fries and a water or milk. No kids menu, no more ;)
These are all so hilarious! Sam is quite the kid. Very smart and very creative. Love it!
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