Samisms

E: Sam we need to cut your hair.

S: Mom, only scissors not the mower (clippers). Mowing the hair is not a good idea.

S: Why did the horse eat the cat?

Because the horse was hungry.

B: Why was the mom so smiley?

S: Because the son said something nice.

My hairdryer broke this Sunday halfway through drying my hair. Sam told me, "Mom, we should say a prayer to ask Heavenly Father to make a big wind and you can go outside and dry your hair." So we did. Later that evening it did get winding and Sam said his prayer worked. Luckily my hair was already dry, so he didn't make me go outside in the cold.